Sunday, June 18, 2006

Summer Fashion Preview for Baseball

What to wear to a baseball game:
     According to one source, Men's Health, and my own, Glenn's Eye, I can give you a good idea of what to wear and not to wear at a base-ball game. First the shoes. Try for a nostalgic type of tennis shoe. Not a Nike super sole but Converse tennis with lots of laces. The black ones musicians wear would be fine. Next the pants should be either shorts with lots of pockets or casual light khakis. Skip the belt if you can. The shirt is some kind of colored T-shirt of high quality that says something real cool but not too bold. A Nike shirt isn't cool. Cover that shirt up with a button shirt with long sleeves , but don't get too stripey, and you can leave the sleeves rolled and the shirt undone. Now get a hat if you want but definitely wear sunglasses because you will be in a parking lot and that cement will be bright. And finally if you have a belt, never put anything on it like a phone or key chain. It will repel the girls like bug spray.

For Women: You usually know what to wear. Keep it up. But take heed of the above items.

For baseball catchers: If you catch the enemy's home run, don't keep it, throw it back or you're a traitor.

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